I keep trying to write a review of Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy but it just keeps devolving into a very long rant about my feelings.
I have a LOT of feelings about that game.
That game ripped my heart out and stomped on it, and then put it back, and then ripped it out again.
You guys should play it; I totally recommend it.
Every minute that my Jotaro phone case has not arrived in the mail is another minute where my life is not complete.
Tomodachi Life coming on June 6 ⊟
The announcement is here! Tomodachi Life, (or Tomodachi Collection: New Life as it’s known in Japan), will release to the States on June 6 for just $34.99! The 3DS life sim for your Miis will also hit Europe on June 6.
Here’s a Nintendo Direct with all the details, starring Bill Trinen and Satoru Iwata’s Miis (there’s one for Europe with Satoru Shibata), with adorable text-to-speech voices. If you ever wanted a peek at the secret virtual lives of Nintendo’s executives, there are like 50 million amazing things in this video.
this whole video is a trip. please watch it
Pretty much everything that’s going on in my life lately is just so surprising and weird that while I might seem upset, I really just have no idea how to feel about anything anymore.
LOL EXPOSITORY DIALOGUE TO REVEAL A BACK STORY IS HILARIOUS
"HEY BROTHER I HAVE LIVED WITH MY ENTIRE LIFE! I’M SURE YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS BUT LET ME REMIND YOU THAT IT IS A FACT THAT DAD RAISED US ON HIS OWN AND WE WERE ON THE RUN ALL THE TIME AND HE TAUGHT US HOW TO FUCK SHIT UP AND NOW LOOK AT OUR ISSUES"
"HEY MY DARLING BEST FRIEND AND/OR LIFE PARTNER WHOM I HAVE SPENT MANY MANY YEARS WITH! REMEMBER THAT TIME WE WERE IN THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME? OR REMEMBER THAT OTHER TIME WE WERE ALSO IN THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME? OR THE TIME AFTER THAT? REMEMBER THAT OTHER MEMORY I HAVE WITH YOU THAT I JUST WANT TO MONTAGE RECALL WITH YOU? I’M SURE YOU REMEMBER THEM. I MEAN IT’S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE AMNESIA OR ALZHEIMER’S OR ANYTHING"
"HEY MYSTERY SERIAL KILLER WHOSE IDENTITY I JUST FIGURED OUT! I KNOW YOU KNOW HOW YOU DID THE THINGS YOU DID, BECAUSE AFTER ALL, YOU DID THEM, RIGHT? BUT LET ME JUST REMIND YOU OF YOUR METHODS BECAUSE I JUST FIGURED THEM OUT AND I NEED TO TELL SOMEONE. DUDE, DON’T TRY TO KILL ME UNTIL I’VE FINISHED TALKING ABOUT HOW I FIGURED YOU OUT"